Daddyman: Don't you want to go for a run, Boy. Aren't you excited to go for a run?
The Boy: (cries die to a whimper as he considers, end with a shuddering sigh)
Daddyman: OK! We're all ready, now Daddy just has to do one more stretch then we'll go.
The Boy: (screaming)
Daddyman: Boy! Don't you want to come help Daddy stretch?
The Boy: (SCREAMING)
Daddyman: That is not helpful.
I love my husband.