"Phone, phone, phone," The Boy said.
One of our coworkers took pity on him and asked for my extension. "I'll talk to him."
The phone rang. We picked it up.
"Hello, I'm trying to reach Mr. Boy."
The Boy was silent, shocked I think to hear a real voice on the other end of the line. He just looked at the receiver through a few more pleasantries.
"I'd like to ask you a couple questions today, Mr. Boy, about becoming a big brother."
"Bye!" The Boy said and shoved the phone away.