Boy: We not going to school today, Momma.
Momma: Yes, we're going to school. You're going to school and I'm going to work.
Boy: But why you got your sandal-flops on?
Momma: (looks down at her bare toes in sandals, which, technically, are forbidden by the company's dress code, though it's Florida and everyone flouts the rule, especially on Fridays) I want to wear my sandal-flops.
Boy: Where your work shoes?
Momma: They're over there. But I want to wear my sandals.
Boy: I think you better wear your work shoes.
Momma: (sighing) Fine. You're probably right.
Boy: (brings over red flats) Here.
Maybe he has a future in human resources.