"Haz dis? Haz dat?"
My child is an Internet joke.
He walked up to my father-in-law, who was holding a beer, and said, "Haz dat?"
He's also constantly pointing at things and saying, "Waz dis? Waz dat?"
Another favorite phrase: "'ook dis." (Look at this.) He usually says that while reaching for something dangerous or climbing something high.
This child is going to be the death of me.